Monday, August 31, 2009

Mommy Confessions


Confession #1
Of the 18 pairs of jeans that I owned pre-pregnancy, only one pair currently fits me—and even that’s quite a stretch.

Confession #2
On a recent trip to Wal-Mart, I wore this single pair of jeans (actually capris—an important distinction); it wasn’t until I was halfway there that I realized I hadn’t shaved my legs IN A REALLY LONG TIME. As in, all it took was a glance down for anyone to realize I was Sasquatch’s cousin disguised as a harried shopping mom.

Confession #3
Despite my initial horror, this hairy experience was actually surprisingly liberating! (Not that I’ll be repeating it any time soon, however.) Hopefully the only person who truly noticed was Ava, who resides about knee-height. Her response? Mommy! What IS THAT on your legs? So that just proves I am usually hygenically shaved; this was a one-time deal, thank you very much.

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